Thursday, March 31, 2011

Gymkata Go

Ear still a little fuzzy but I will hit the bags today. Maybe get some sparring in.

Since Dr. Mrs. The Monarch was such a hit yesterday (no she's not Disney, far from it :P) here is another favourite cosplayer of mine: Jessica Nigri

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Hearing and it's importance for life functions

So my coach got a cold hit in on my left ear last thursday. It felt like a rush of wind entered my head and I heard ringing. The ringing went away but now everything feels... different. I can hear just fine out of my left ear but I can also hear INSIDE my head. When I take a shower it feels like what rain on a tin roof feels like. So odd.

Good times.

With that I leave you with a picture of Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

My horse is amazing

Ok so my horse isn't a unicorn. I know. Sadness. However, that really is me, and I really am that badass, especially with a spear.

This video is in tribute to my horse. You won't be disappointed.

Monday, March 28, 2011


Proof that I am awesome since someone said pics or it didn't happen.

Me kicking ass on my awesome horse. Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Break Day

Taking a break from my work out regimen today to focus on business stuff. (No, I'm afraid I can't tell you what it is.)

I don't normally consume caffeine but I decided to this morning and it has me buzzing like a motherfucking bee. VERY productive, almost manically productive.

No day is complete around these parts without some sort of physical feat, so here is Matt Kroc being a complete fucking beast with his "Kroc Rows"

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Douchebag Fight Update

So I hear through the grapevine that the guy I'll be fighting in June is now telling his friends "I don't even care now, I just want to knee him in the face then I'll throw the fight."

You know what that sounds like to me? Pre-justification for a loss. I'm really looking forward to this fight.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Crime Fighter Audition Fails

Ok I think I may be indulging in too much schadenfreude right now.

This one is an oldie but a goodie.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Boxing Fail

As a boxer this made me laugh hysterically.

It's a little long for the "punch"-line, but worth it.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

A different kind of fighting.

Time for a different kind of fight practice today. The armoured kind.

If you're familiar with the SCA you know what I'm talking about. Only in the organization I'm in you are able to punch, kick, grapple, throw, shield bash, and generally make your opponent's life hell.

Today will be a good day.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Blue Warrior Needs Food, Badly

Sweet jumping Jesus on a pogostick, I needed this rest day. So yeah, I pulled trips yesterday on my training.

A lot of people asked "Sweet jumping Jesus on a pogostick, WHY?"

Long long ago (10 years or so) I had a friend whom I considered a brother. I did a lot for him, bent over backward for him. Time after time, he took that friendship for granted, stabbed me in the back, stole my shit, tried to assassinate my reputation in the mutual circles we ran in, etc, etc, ad nauseam. This went on for several years, often with me stupidly forgiving him and moving on and him doing it all over again.

Well after some time I put him and our history behind me. Unfortunately we run in the same groups/hobbies and can't help but bump into each other. This latest time he insulted my wife and my children in addition to myself. I have 6 kids, 2 of whom are adopted because their sperm donor ran out on them as babies, one of whom is paralyzed from a nasty accident. He basically said I was a retard for manning up and taking responsibility for my family.

I saw red.

I challenged him to a fight in front of all of his friends, and like an idiot (or not wanting to look like a pussy) he accepted.

So here we are, with the opportunity to take out over a decade of frustration and pure hatred on his carcass before me - I've been training up for an all out MMA style fight in a ring. I've 12 weeks until game time.

So now you know why I'm driven to train so hard.

It helps that I have years of heavy lifting experience behind me, but more on that later. I promise to post the vid after I pound his face into the turf.

With that, I leave you with Wolverdean.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Pulling Trips

Three training sessions today. First one from 10am-12pm. Ate. Second from 3-4pm. Ate. Gearing up for 7pm-9pm. Let's get it on my little bronies.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Fight training

Powered through my training yesterday even though I was sick. Didn't even puke. Feels good bro.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Squid vs Unicorn: Come with me... if you want to win

Squid vs Unicorn: Come with me... if you want to win: "The first tiger blood infusion made specifically for high priest Vatican assassin warlocks with adonis DNA. FAIR BALANCE: There is no gu..."

This is fucking hilarious.

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